you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends
neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets
Is this relatable fellow youths?
Put it upside down
Don't let gravity make a fool of you
Okay
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too
L + ratio + I am warning you Javert + I am a stronger man by far + there is power in me yet + my race is not yet run
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
everyone shut up except this person
I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine
My mom: here eat this, it's God
Me, like 4yo:
rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn't keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006
she rewrote her own history so she could hold her dad as he died and realigned the stars so she could save the doctor